‘I guess I kind of hate most things. But I never really seem to hate you.’

I think I may have found a project I’d actually enjoy doing, helping these cats and dogs.

↳ S02E02, The Stakeout

Because she’s April and she doesn’t want you to think that she actually cares about something. If you’re looking for someone to help fill in for Leslie, April’s a pain in the ass but she’s clearly the answer.

And I’m the luckiest man in the galaxy.